1. yungterra:

unclefather:

yungterra:

Now hang on a fucking second

ready to skeleton roleplay? I slowly take off my skin to reveal my creaky bones. my large pelvic bone is sexy to you. my teeth chatter. you hand me my top hat and I begin tap dancing. where is my cane

i remove two of my ribs and begin to furiously play your ribcage like a xylophone. “You like that?” I ask as I play my haunting melody


Banter!

    yungterra:

    unclefather:

    yungterra:

    Now hang on a fucking second

    ready to skeleton roleplay? I slowly take off my skin to reveal my creaky bones. my large pelvic bone is sexy to you. my teeth chatter. you hand me my top hat and I begin tap dancing. where is my cane

    i remove two of my ribs and begin to furiously play your ribcage like a xylophone. “You like that?” I ask as I play my haunting melody

    Banter!

    Reblogged from: trained-chimpanzee
  2. 
the entire text of The Hobbit on one poster


I wants it

    the entire text of The Hobbit on one poster

    I wants it

    Reblogged from: dwarfinside
  3. dwarfinside:

Lord of the Rings posters

    dwarfinside:

    Lord of the Rings posters

    Reblogged from: dwarfinside
  4. You blew through my life like the wind on the water
  5. Understanding understatement
    Is one thing among many
    That I hope you’ll learn from
    The poems I write

    For when I compose because I find
    I’ve missed my chance again,
    It can be hard to comprehend
    Just what I’ve done about it

    An example, is, I feel, needed
    So listen well to this
    I’ll do what I can to explain myself
    And shed some much needed light

    When I say my heart is torn
    It is a curious thing
    I full no pot with poets tears
    Nor write flowing lines of prose

    Yet still I feel with simple words
    You can hear my distant echo
    Please spare a though for another young man
    Who’s gambled and lost again.

    Dreamscapes filled with springs first flower
    Wither before the dawn
    And whilst I promised no hyperbolic fairwell,
    Tis the only end I can see.

  6. The skies are full of swallows
    The fields of swaying corn
    Beasts of the wood hide in their hollows
    Awaiting the oncoming dawn

    Golden light enflames the air
    As the sun sinks down to sea
    The moon arises, cold and fair
    To gift it’s beams to me.

    They all dance, enraptured, pure
    Through the violet panorama
    Whilst whisps of cloud, calm, demure
    Beguile the watching farmer

    And all across this great expanse
    The bird song lilts the evening
    Nature’s perfect, simple manse
    With all it’s hidden meaning.

  7. fidefortitude:

    Everyone who reblogs this

    EVERY SINGLE ONE

    Will get a shitty 1 sentence fanfic in their inbox determined by your recent reblogs

    So if you reblogged Kevin Tran and a dalek recently

    YOU GET KEVIN/DALEK ROMCOM FANFIC

    If you just posted some Sherlock and Hannibal

    THEY HAVE A DANCE OFF MOTHAFUCKAS

    Shitty fanfics, at your door, no questions asked.

    Reblog away!

    Reblogged from: ask-ashfur-the-egalitarian
  8. majorobigtime:

dragondicks:

hiccupartist:

who is she

how did they manage to photograph this ghost

    majorobigtime:

    dragondicks:

    hiccupartist:

    who is she

    how did they manage to photograph this ghost

    Reblogged from: lord-kitschener
  9. Last day of Dorchester. I’ve seen things man. Bones and pottery mostly.

    Last day of Dorchester. I’ve seen things man. Bones and pottery mostly.

  10. Two years huh. How time flies. 

    Cheers followers, old and new, for spending your no doubt incredibly valuable time in my little corner of the internet. Here’s to all the poetry, prose and random shit to come.

    Alex 

    x

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